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The Oppressed Peoples of Emergency Puppet 36

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The Oppressed Peoples of Emergency Puppet 36 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, ban on automobiles, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 10.169 billion Emergency Puppet 36ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Emergency Puppet 36ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,447 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 142,381 Golds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 537,143 per year while the poor average 26,288, a ratio of 20.4 to 1.

Fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments, churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs, employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired, and school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emergency Puppet 36's national animal is the Black Widow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Emergency Puppet 36 is ranked 262,295^th in the world and 400^th in Emergency Puppet for Most Primitive, scoring -200.01 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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