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The Wilderness of Eloren |
“Ŭŋ∂ҽԅʄŧѻɽΐɐჷ ϑɲʈɚღԑშ, ßҩυიτѥs βɩσσðʂɫαιηєძ”
| Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
| Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: World Benchmark |
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Location: Refugia |
Regional Influence: Minnow |
The Wilderness of Eloren is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.029 billion Eloren are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Unbound Glade. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Eloren economy, worth a remarkable 8,584 trillion pods a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 408,220 pods, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, all tribal children are set for life with guaranteed government jobs, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet, and universities spend millions cultivating ivy on their buildings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eloren's national animal is the triffid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Eloren is ranked 74,260th in the world and 25th in Refugia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,882.39 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Eloren, universities spend millions cultivating ivy on their buildings.
- : Following new legislation in
Eloren, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet.
- : Following new legislation in
Eloren, all tribal children are set for life with guaranteed government jobs.
- : Following new legislation in
Eloren, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks.
- : Following new legislation in
Eloren, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
- : Following new legislation in
Eloren, Leader's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition.
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Eloren was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
- : Following new legislation in
Eloren, the election for Leader's office's janitor is heating up.
- : Following new legislation in
Eloren, pop stars who make it big overseas are hailed as economic heroes.
- : Following new legislation in
Eloren, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.














































































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