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The Black Peoples United Kingdom of Eisendoria

“Eisendoria is everything.”

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The Black Peoples United Kingdom of Eisendoria is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, cheerful population of 39.996 billion Eisendorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny government prioritizes Environment, although Education is also considered important, while Defense and Industry aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eisendoria City. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant Eisendorian economy, worth 333 trillion eisenikes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 8,340 eisenikes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Eisendoria will pay them to stop, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating, and the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Eisendoria's national animal is the bipolar hamster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Eisendoria is ranked 273,064^th in the world and 11^th in The ProcrastiNations for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 8,265.69 Standard Monetary Units.

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