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The Forested Republic of Edible Plywood

“I only make passes at girls who wear glasses”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Average

Location: Forest

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The Forested Republic of Edible Plywood is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, humorless population of 24.098 billion Plywoodians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Environment, with Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dorito City. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The thriving Plywoodian economy, worth a remarkable 3,066 trillion credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 127,263 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Studio executives abandon tragic stories of star-crossed lovers because "it's been done", statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis, the aims of top-secret Plywoodian science projects revolve around designing the perfect robot woman, and Leader can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Edible Plywood's national animal is the harvest mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Edible Plywood is ranked 19,189th in the world and 81st in Forest for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 7,297.34 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 151stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 471stNudest: 666thMost Advanced Public Transport: 952ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,119thBest Weather: 1,492ndSafest: 1,814thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,921stMost Pacifist: 2,407thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,800thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,931stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,063rdLargest Governments: 3,218thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,798thLowest Crime Rates: 4,248thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,030thMost Influential: 5,058thMost Secular: 6,235thHealthiest Citizens: 6,312thMost Cultured: 6,667thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,866thSmartest Citizens: 7,095thHighest Economic Output: 7,128thHighest Food Quality: 7,693rdLargest Populations: 9,832ndMost Rebellious Youth: 13,933rdNicest Citizens: 14,149thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 15,218thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18,755thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,189thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26,689thMost Inclusive: 27,514thMost Developed: 28,511th
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Nudest: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 15th in the regionMost Average: 16th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 19th in the regionSafest: 30th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 31st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 32nd in the region

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