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The No-Mans-Land of Dystopian Zxyfjord

“Because we can”

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The No-Mans-Land of Dystopian Zxyfjord is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Fudge with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.337 billion Zxyfjordians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bloodrain. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.6%.

The all-consuming Zxyfjordian economy, worth 605 trillion Strychnines a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 82,475 Strychnines, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 308,463 per year while the poor average 15,438, a ratio of 20.0 to 1.

Churches frequently hold public 'contraception burnings', gun ownership is compulsory, stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations, and military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dystopian Zxyfjord's national animal is the Plastic Fern, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dystopianism.

Dystopian Zxyfjord is ranked 233,755^th in the world and 9^th in Isolationist Boarderlands for Highest Food Quality, scoring 8.94 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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