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The State of Duwamps

“Unity, Discipline, Work”

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The State of Duwamps is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 12.056 billion Duwampsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.6%.

The strong Duwampsian economy, worth 645 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 53,564 betales, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and Duwamps has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime is moderate. Duwamps's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Duwamps is ranked 149,272^nd in the world and 6^th in The Hague for Most Primitive, scoring -53.85 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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