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The Incorporated States of Dsagio is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 380 million Dsagioans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 25.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Dsagioan economy, worth 19.0 trillion yen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,870 yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The army's shirt ninja are the most feared assassins in the region, crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop, the automobile industry is sitting up and taking notice of the new 24 hour race events... as are the track's sleepless neighbours, and all the world's a stage for Dsagioan political theatrics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dsagio's national animal is the 34, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dsagio is ranked 119,680^th in the world and 6^th in The Math classroom for Most Cultured, scoring 65 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.