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The Christian Republic of The real Ireland

“All dog=good bois and good girls”

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The Christian Republic of The real Ireland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Max Mcclanahan with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The devout population of 2.81 billion Irish have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Payson. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Irish economy, worth 271 trillion Lads a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,605 Lads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, and roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The real Ireland's national animal is the German Shepherd, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The real Ireland is ranked 15,513^th in the world and 422^nd in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 53.84 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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