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The Kingdom of Philippinessss

“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”

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The Kingdom of Philippinessss is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 627 million Philippinessssians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 55.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Philippinessssian economy, worth 52.9 trillion francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Pizza Delivery, Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 84,417 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians are often seen attending regional history classes at primary schools within their constituencies, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies", having skeletons in one's closet is no longer just a macabre idiom, and the central government is trying to keep things flowing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Philippinessss's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Philippinessss is ranked 262,191^st in the world and 4,873^rd in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 42.18 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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