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The Federal Republic of Bizarreistan

“Unyielding Spirit of the People”

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The Federal Republic of Bizarreistan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kenatbek Temirzhanov with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.063 billion Bizareks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qazramsha-Khachirkhaltai. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bizarek economy, worth 240 trillion dinars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 116,361 dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Nose plugs are the latest Bizarek fashion accessory, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, and seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bizarreistan's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tengrism.

Bizarreistan is ranked 18,673^rd in the world and 764^th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 291.42 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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