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The Principality of Bozoaria

“No good deed goes unpunished”

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The Principality of Bozoaria is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chief cook and bottle washer with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory military service, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 15.273 billion Bozoarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Bozoarian economy, worth a remarkable 3,810 trillion Bricks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 249,476 Bricks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, and children are often punished for the sins of the fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bozoaria's national animal is the Puffer Fish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sociopaths.

Bozoaria is ranked 3,165^th in the world and 118^th in Osiris for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 17,978.83 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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