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The Timey Wimey Adventurer of Dr Hooves


Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: Equestria

Regional Influence: Squire


The Timey Wimey Adventurer of Dr Hooves is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Time Turner with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.671 billion Dr Hoovesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Equestria. The average income tax rate is 64.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dr Hoovesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,732 trillion Hourglasses a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 259,661 Hourglasses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

A small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went, road rage is rarer but more terminal now that many people drive fully-operational battle tanks to work, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, and children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dr Hooves's national animal is the Pony, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cards.

Dr Hooves is ranked 2,854th in the world and 2nd in Equestria for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 54,437.78 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 165thLargest Gambling Industry: 181stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 430thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,121stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,323rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,456thMost Avoided: 1,771stMost Subsidized Industry: 2,188thLargest Black Market: 2,194thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,360thHighest Crime Rates: 2,522ndTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,854thHighest Average Incomes: 3,528thFattest Citizens: 3,554thMost Armed: 4,437thMost Efficient Economies: 4,584thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,772ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,015thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,289thRudest Citizens: 5,910thLargest Retail Industry: 6,117thMost Secular: 6,274thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,095thNudest: 7,573rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,775thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,042ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,385thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,589thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,514thLargest Governments: 10,916thHighest Economic Output: 11,350thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,453rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,152ndTop
Most Patriotic: 13,329thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,553rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,479thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,278thLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,554th
Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionTop
Most Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the region

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