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The Timey Wimey Adventurer of Dr Hooves


Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: Equestria

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The Timey Wimey Adventurer of Dr Hooves is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Time Turner with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, strictly enforced bedtime, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.119 billion Dr Hoovesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Equestria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Dr Hoovesian economy, worth 902 trillion Hourglasses a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 219,159 Hourglasses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 649,708 per year while the poor average 58,030, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.

The nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins, manufacturers are sued for almost anything not covered in their catalogue-sized manuals, and anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dr Hooves's national animal is the Pony, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cards.

Dr Hooves is ranked 41,657th in the world and 12th in Equestria for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 11.2 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 256thLargest Gambling Industry: 343rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 744thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,642ndLargest Mining Sector: 2,378thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,403rdTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,474thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,662ndLargest Black Market: 2,722ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,312thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,055thHighest Average Incomes: 5,155thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,294thLargest Retail Industry: 6,046thMost Efficient Economies: 6,394thNudest: 6,835thMost Avoided: 7,224thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,106thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,665thMost Secular: 10,394thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,568thMost Primitive: 10,574thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,019thLargest Governments: 11,960thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,483rdMost Rebellious Youth: 12,647thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,742ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,159thMost Ignorant Citizens: 20,470thMost Developed: 20,619thHighest Economic Output: 20,791st
Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 10th in the region

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