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The Timey Wimey Adventurer of Dr Hooves

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The Timey Wimey Adventurer of Dr Hooves is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Time Turner with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.671 billion Dr Hoovesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Equestria. The average income tax rate is 64.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dr Hoovesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,732 trillion Hourglasses a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 259,661 Hourglasses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

A small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went, road rage is rarer but more terminal now that many people drive fully-operational battle tanks to work, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, and children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dr Hooves's national animal is the Pony, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cards.

Dr Hooves is ranked 2,854^th in the world and 2^nd in Equestria for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 54,437.78 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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