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The Rising Metal Gear of Doofinshmirtz

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The Rising Metal Gear of Doofinshmirtz is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Steven Armstrong with an even hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, complete lack of prisons, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, humorless population of 4.733 billion Doofinshmirtzians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mombasa. The average income tax rate is 78.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Doofinshmirtzian economy, worth 687 trillion Revengances a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 145,272 Revengances, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Steven Armstrong is quite hard to get a hold of, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, trains and passengers alike are often late, and every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Doofinshmirtz's national animal is the Judgemental Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aria Math.

Doofinshmirtz is ranked 11,810^th in the world and 1^st in Leave me alone plz for Highest Food Quality, scoring 150.03 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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