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The State of Do It Right

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The State of Do It Right is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 33.404 billion Do It Rightians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dominion Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The thriving Do It Rightian economy, worth a remarkable 1,639 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 49,069 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 333,611 per year while the poor average 2,636, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', the government has undertaken a massive education and health program to combat VODAIS, and Do It Right has designated Dominion Heights as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Do It Right's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Do It Right is ranked 218,266^th in the world and 8^th in Ghana for Most Primitive, scoring -94.87 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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