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The United Socialist States of Dirty Puppet

“Wanna hear a dirty joke? White horse jumped in mud.”

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The United Socialist States of Dirty Puppet is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-working population of 14.58 billion Nasty Raiders enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jump Point. The average income tax rate is 18.7%.

The strong Nasty Raider economy, worth 697 trillion dungs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 47,824 dungs, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, and Dirty Puppet has designated Jump Point as its capital city. Crime is moderate. Dirty Puppet's national animal is the beetle, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Dirty Puppet is ranked 234,856^th in the world and 156^th in Jenny for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.4 law-abiding acts per hour.

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