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The Erratic Department of Intel of Destructive Government Education System

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The Erratic Department of Intel of Destructive Government Education System is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 11.777 billion Destructive Government Education Systemians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Destructive Government Education Systemian economy, worth a remarkable 1,131 trillion wefwefwes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is 96,044 wefwefwes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, many marriages go virtually unconsummated, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", and it's rare to find an unchewed pencil. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Destructive Government Education System's national animal is the wefwefwe, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Destructive Government Education System is ranked 44,987^th in the world and 22^nd in Texas for Most Corrupt Governments, with 46.53 kickbacks per hour.

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