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The Standing or SittingCommittee of Derritila Theranonib

“Morons sing of NatinAststes”

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The Standing or SittingCommittee of Derritila Theranonib is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mikes Onionbreath with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.925 billion Derritila Theranonibians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rectaliaville. The average income tax rate is 36.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Derritila Theranonibian economy, worth 917 trillion Smellies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 92,467 Smellies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The legislature keeps promising "more study" of corruption allegations against the parliamentary whip system, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, and the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Derritila Theranonib's national animal is the Frigate Bird, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is AntiSwillist.

Derritila Theranonib is ranked 271,523^rd in the world and 29^th in If You Are Fascist And You Know It for Safest, scoring 7.1 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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