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The Standing or SittingCommittee of Derritila Theranonib

“Morons sing of NatinAststes”

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The Standing or SittingCommittee of Derritila Theranonib is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mikes Onionbreath with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, aversion to nipples, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.795 billion Derritila Theranonibians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rectaliaville. The average income tax rate is 36.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Derritila Theranonibian economy, worth 909 trillion Smellies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 92,881 Smellies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Colonial subjects have Derritila Theranonibian culture shoved down their throats, the legislature keeps promising "more study" of corruption allegations against the parliamentary whip system, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional, and students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Derritila Theranonib's national animal is the Frigate Bird, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is AntiSwillist.

Derritila Theranonib is ranked 89,598^th in the world and 106^th in The Regected Realns for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.24 law-abiding acts per hour.

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