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The Union Republic of Densaner

“Tyrants fall in every foe.”

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The Union Republic of Densaner is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the Junta with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, strictly enforced bedtime, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 41.045 billion serfs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Rosewood. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Densanarian economy, worth an astonishing 13,760 trillion Penances a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 335,247 Penances, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,090,505 per year while the poor average 77,649, a ratio of 14.0 to 1.

Parole board directors light up a joint before telling hash-brownie baking grannies that they have to stay behind bars, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government, The Junta's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, and home renovation projects take decades to complete. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Densaner's national animal is the Lynx, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Free Church of Densaner.

Densaner is ranked 6,333^rd in the world and 6^th in South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 13,712.02 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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