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The Union Republic of Densaner

“Tyrants fall in every foe.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: South Pacific

Regional Influence: Powerbroker


The Union Republic of Densaner is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Junta with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, ritual sacrifices, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 33.172 billion serfs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Rosewood. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Densanarian economy, worth a remarkable 7,045 trillion Penances a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 212,399 Penances, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,057,782 per year while the poor average 24,069, a ratio of 43.9 to 1.

Photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls, the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare", the nation's water should not be ingested while operating heavy machinery, and museum employees look down on short people. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Densaner's national animal is the Lynx, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Free Church of Densaner.

Densaner is ranked 218,801st in the world and 130th in South Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 4.31 Tourists Per Hour.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 183rdLargest Mining Sector: 343rdMost Avoided: 414thHighest Crime Rates: 500thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 554thMost Armed: 765thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 829thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 847thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 849thHighest Economic Output: 966thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 992ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,005thFattest Citizens: 1,305thLargest Populations: 1,399thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,486thMost Influential: 1,612thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,730thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,193rdLargest Black Market: 2,367thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,886thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,013thMost Efficient Economies: 3,044thLargest Retail Industry: 3,784thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,823rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,336thMost Conservative: 7,963rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,250thMost Devout: 9,359thMost Stationary: 9,771stTop
Most Authoritarian: 12,546thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,929thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,074thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,558thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19,515th
Most Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 10 » Rongorongo, Envisa, Cachopoland, Dorig, Panther, Velarde, Lingang, Holly United, NorgiestoileckylockJ, and A Small Rock Off Maowi.