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The Federated Union of Democratic Colonies

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The Federated Union of Democratic Colonies is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Secretary General Thomas Mills with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 46.045 billion Colonials have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Viconia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Colonial economy, worth an astonishing 12,383 trillion DC Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 268,952 DC Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

The national security service are a bunch of crooks, nations that kill a Colonial can expect a strongly worded letter, the government strictly regulates whale harvest quotas, and retired racing Amber Hawks are served truffles for breakfast. Crime is totally unknown. Democratic Colonies's national animal is the Amber Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Democratic Colonies is ranked 2,097^th in the world and 1^st in Greater Prussia for Highest Food Quality, scoring 276.12 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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