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The Titanic Airship of Davethebastardistan

“Floating above the Earth exactly how a brick doesn't”

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The Titanic Airship of Davethebastardistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Overlord the All Seeing Dave with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, flagrant waste-dumping, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 25.854 billion Davethebastardistanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt, liberal government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Welfare and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Titanic Floating Airship. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Davethebastardistanian economy, worth a remarkable 9,125 trillion Imperial Platinum Mustardy Bastards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 352,951 Imperial Platinum Mustardy Bastards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose, foreign leaders are advising that Overlord the All Seeing Dave's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm, and there's no such thing as bad publicity. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Davethebastardistan's national animal is the Large Winged and Horribly Fanged Rat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Mustardy mushypeaism.

Davethebastardistan is ranked 245,552^nd in the world and 3^rd in The Unreliable Laptop Battery for Lowest Crime Rates, with 53.32 law-abiding acts per hour.

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