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The Republic of Dangine card farm9

“Jesus didnt die on the cross, I did 😎”

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The Republic of Dangine card farm9 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jake Paul with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 9.513 billion Dangine card farmers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pete Dangines Plantation. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Danginean economy, worth a remarkable 1,281 trillion Dangoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,729 Dangoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts, city workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster, and candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dangine card farm9's national animal is the Joe Mama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lolito.

Dangine card farm9 is ranked 18,121^st in the world and 4^th in Lezzie for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.31 law-abiding acts per hour.

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