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The Solidarity Movement of Attempted Socialism

“Workers of the World, Unite!”

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The Solidarity Movement of Attempted Socialism is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chairperson Marcie Elizabeth Illum with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and digital currency. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.157 billion Socialists are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karlmarxhof. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Socialist economy, worth a remarkable 4,917 trillion work-hour equivalents a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 256,704 work-hour equivalents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens select which government department gets their income tax work-hour equivalents each year, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, and only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Chairperson Marcie Elizabeth Illum on Attempted Socialism's coulrophobia epidemic. Crime is totally unknown. Attempted Socialism's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Attempted Socialism is ranked 1,049^th in the world and 47^th in The North Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 351.35 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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