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The Panda Republic Xiongmaitien of CUTE PANDASSSSSSSSSSSS

“上帝、熊猫、民主、团结、骄傲”

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The Panda Republic Xiongmaitien of CUTE PANDASSSSSSSSSSSS is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Panda Xìng Yùn Xīng with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and digital currency. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.321 billion Pandas love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chengdu-Linzhu. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Panda economy, worth a remarkable 2,116 trillion Panda Yuan a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 205,091 Panda Yuan, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, Pandas suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, and Pandas refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CUTE PANDASSSSSSSSSSSS's national animal is the Giant Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Panda Confucianism.

CUTE PANDASSSSSSSSSSSS is ranked 1,116^th in the world and 1^st in Panda Land for Lowest Crime Rates, with 167.01 law-abiding acts per hour.

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