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The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Cursed beetles

“Lucky Beetles shall rules thy pizza”

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The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Cursed beetles is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Ringa Beetles with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.546 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Cursian economy, worth a remarkable 1,998 trillion Golden Yggdrasil Leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 264,888 Golden Yggdrasil Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's economic policy can be summed up as "Abort, Retry, Fail?", the justice of Cursed beetles is considered superior to that of other nations, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association, and Cursed beetles's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cursed beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

Cursed beetles is ranked 285,945^th in the world and 96^th in World of Beetles for Most Primitive, scoring -463.97 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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