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The Most Serene Republic of Los Lonley Boys

“I'm Not Cucumber”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Superb		 Economy:
Frightening		 Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire

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The Most Serene Republic of Los Lonley Boys is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 10.909 billion Los Lonley Boysians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sauđárkrókur. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Los Lonley Boysian economy, worth a remarkable 1,200 trillion Lonelies a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,001 Lonelies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors, baiting is a national sport, and a passport is literally priceless. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Los Lonley Boys's national animal is the chupacabra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hikikomori.

Los Lonley Boys is ranked 289,475th in the world and 5,427th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -23.65 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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1%Most World Assembly Endorsements: 658thMost Influential: 1,494thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,394thTop
5%Largest Welfare Programs: 4,250thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,672ndBest Weather: 5,094thSafest: 5,668thMost Pacifist: 5,918thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,434thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,760thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,917thNicest Citizens: 7,095thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,141stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,311thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,342ndMost Inclusive: 9,090thMost Developed: 9,256thHighest Food Quality: 9,280thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,851stHealthiest Citizens: 9,931stMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,563rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,597thMost Secular: 11,156thSmartest Citizens: 12,741stMost Cultured: 13,071stMost Stationary: 14,386thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,484thTop
10%Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,024thLargest Governments: 16,231stLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,533rdHighest Poor Incomes: 17,192ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,350thMost Income Equality: 19,034thLowest Crime Rates: 21,679thHighest Economic Output: 24,214thMost Advanced Public Transport: 26,346thMost Subsidized Industry: 28,095thTop
5%Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 67th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 105th in the regionMost Influential: 112th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 135th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 137th in the regionBest Weather: 156th in the regionSafest: 161st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 166th in the regionMost Pacifist: 172nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 173rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 186th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 199th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 207th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 213th in the regionNicest Citizens: 216th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 233rd in the regionMost Secular: 243rd in the regionMost Developed: 248th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 250th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 256th in the regionMost Stationary: 264th in the regionMost Inclusive: 271st in the regionTop
10%Most Rebellious Youth: 297th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 297th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 302nd in the regionMost Cultured: 321st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 329th in the regionLargest Governments: 344th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 355th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 382nd in the regionLargest Populations: 396th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 404th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 405th in the regionMost Income Equality: 405th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 423rd in the regionNudest: 431st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 474th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 485th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 541st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 543rd in the region

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