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The Vampire Syndicate of Black Ivars |
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Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Location: the South Pacific |
Regional Influence: Page |
The Vampire Syndicate of Black Ivars is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Methuselah Ţepeș with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 41.927 billion Nosferatus are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crypt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.0%.
The frighteningly efficient undead economy, worth an astonishing 10,130 trillion blood barrels a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 241,622 blood barrels, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.
Fitness to teach sport is proven by urinating the furthest up a wall, schools offer a range of lessons in subjects as diverse as The Economics of Bullying for Lunch Money, the Crypt Women's Prison Choir now has a baritone section, and children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines. Crime is moderate. Black Ivars's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is necromancy.
Black Ivars is ranked 18,180th in the world and 268th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 7,388.21 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Black Ivars, children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines.
- : Following new legislation in Black Ivars, the Crypt Women's Prison Choir now has a baritone section.
- : Following new legislation in Black Ivars, schools offer a range of lessons in subjects as diverse as The Economics of Bullying for Lunch Money.
- : Black Ivars voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Black Ivars voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
- : Black Ivars was endorsed by The Nationalist Nation of Mercian Legions.
- : Black Ivars was endorsed by The Allied States of Janoi Donacen.
- : Black Ivars was endorsed by The Empire of Meglomania.
- : Black Ivars was endorsed by The Suspicion of Dundea Loea.
- : Black Ivars was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements, Highest Economic Output, and Largest Black Market and the Top 5% for Most Patriotic and Most Influential.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 95 » Amerion, Blipp, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Land Without Shrimp, Aidenfieeld, Belschaft, Bawkie, Bleakfoot, Ebonhand, Eleuthelrium, Goldnation, Nowa Europa, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Arscanesia, America Gone Wrong, Bohenia, Wehraboos, Asarana, Sporaltryus, Ever Testing, Drystar, Curlyhoward, Altnavia, Darakin, Dhemixia, Hazahmkong, PenguinPies, Emagination, Farengeto, Hadrex, Great Lothian, The Worst army of, Swiss Cheese Wheel, ANuadh, Auviantan Outh Islands, Krauanagaz, Chernaya Zvezda, Lowelian, East Endia, Tsunamy, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Petea, Alvira, Detroxia, Eastern Doncaster, Springwalla, Shilvend, Marnrio, Rebel-topia, and 45 others.Khnomania, Las Filipina, The Free Falklands, The Weirdo, HawkoFon, Aodhan, Vertruse, Upper Ryu Lorty, Xanistan, Lans Isles, Marre, Nakayo, BEEstreetz, Lupusterra, Pepperton, Philippinessss, Tepertopia, Eastern Juble Lux, Anarco Argentina, Canamerico and Greenland, Geneek, Genoxelande, Mardunia, The Solar System Scope, The Xolbarian Opposition, Qadiworka, Greater Fennovia, Albend, Great Scapula, Hacrela, Legosia, 7 Trees, Stelmund, EIndonesia, Eastern Bahia, Megistos, Antipolica, SharttingToepia, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Poguelands, Amerikanisches Imperium, Dundea Loea, Meglomania, Janoi Donacen, and Mercian Legions.