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The Socialist Republic of Cuillin

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The Socialist Republic of Cuillin is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Madame Self with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 23.73 billion Cuillinish enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Red Clydeside. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Cuillinish economy, worth a remarkable 3,655 trillion work credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 154,037 work credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, and Madame Self's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week. Crime is totally unknown. Cuillin's national animal is the Giant Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Marxism.

Cuillin is ranked 10,903^rd in the world and 70^th in Forest for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,730.89 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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