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The République écosocialiste of Cuillin

“Après la pluie, le beau temps.”

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The République écosocialiste of Cuillin is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Madame Self with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.027 billion Cuillinish hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La vallée des Moumines. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cuillinish economy, worth a remarkable 2,878 trillion papillons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 143,755 papillons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections, and goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter. Crime is totally unknown. Cuillin's national animal is the Panda géant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is bouddhisme.

Cuillin is ranked 272,512^th in the world and 281^st in Forest for Fattest Citizens, with 4.22 Obesity Rate.

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