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The Socialist Republic of Cuillin

“A man’s a man for a’ that.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Location: Forest

Regional Influence: Apprentice

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The Socialist Republic of Cuillin is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Madame Self with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 24.775 billion Cuillinish are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Red Clydeside. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Cuillinish economy, worth a remarkable 3,779 trillion work credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 152,555 work credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, and Madame Self's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week. Crime is totally unknown. Cuillin's national animal is the Giant Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Marxism.

Cuillin is ranked 307,397th in the world and 269th in Forest for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.62 missed references per hour.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 853rdLargest Publishing Industry: 966thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,367thMost Influential: 1,861stNicest Citizens: 2,154thMost Pacifist: 2,335thMost Cultured: 2,372ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,629thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,935thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 3,293rdHighest Food Quality: 3,378thMost Developed: 3,456thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,467thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,727thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,930thSmartest Citizens: 3,999thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,059thBest Weather: 4,374thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,610thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,639thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,165thHighest Economic Output: 5,498thMost Inclusive: 6,178thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,293rdMost Subsidized Industry: 7,797thLargest Governments: 8,168thMost Efficient Economies: 8,243rdHighest Poor Incomes: 8,839thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,610thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,733rdSafest: 10,208thLargest Populations: 10,312thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,346thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,689thTop
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Most Secular: 15,792ndHighest Average Incomes: 23,354thMost Income Equality: 27,092ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 28,072ndLowest Crime Rates: 29,732nd
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 18th in the regionLargest Populations: 22nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 24th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 29 » Lura, Terrabod, Novian Republics, Atsvea, The Cypher Nine, Effazio, Verdant Haven, Canaltia, Blue Nagia, Middle Barael, Love and Nature, Democratic Republic of Cacusia, Zerphen, Nordustra, Ecologist Hegemony, Tscharva, Ownzone, Tildalandia, Ypogegrammeni, York Zionia, Saint Dolmance, ProForestation, McClandia Doge 2, The Realizer, Crawlaysia, Mount Seymour, Azure Mines, Furilisca, and Garbelia.