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The Empire of Cuddlebloops |
“if only you knew how much I acknowledge you.”
| Category: Inoffensive Centrist Autocracy | ||
| Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Very Strong |
Political Freedoms: Average |
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Location: Bloopsjooj |
Regional Influence: Eminence Grise |
The Empire of Cuddlebloops is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by The designated one with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.955 billion Cuddlebloopsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.
The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The 129th city. The average income tax rate is 8.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Cuddlebloopsian economy, worth 114 trillion Glimmers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,718 Glimmers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, Cuddlebloopsian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, and antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Cuddlebloops's national animal is the Ahamkara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Cuddlebloops is ranked 18,258th in the world and 1st in Bloopsjooj for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 7,245.84 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Cuddlebloops's influence in Bloopsjooj rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
- : Following new legislation in
Cuddlebloops, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were.
- : Following new legislation in
Cuddlebloops, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces.
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Cuddlebloops voted for the World Assembly Resolution "World Assembly Research and Innovation Organization".
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Cuddlebloops's influence in Bloopsjooj rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
- : Following new legislation in
Cuddlebloops, Cuddlebloopsian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact.
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Cuddlebloops voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reserved Powers".
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Cuddlebloops's influence in Bloopsjooj fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
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Cuddlebloops's influence in Bloopsjooj rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
- : Following new legislation in
Cuddlebloops, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.






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