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The Watchful Eyes of Crow of the Nights Watch

“Winter is Coming”

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The Watchful Eyes of Crow of the Nights Watch is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 17.104 billion Crow of the Nights Watchians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.6%.

The very strong Crow of the Nights Watchian economy, worth 891 trillion Black Feathers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 52,142 Black Feathers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 284,296 per year while the poor average 4,902, a ratio of 58.0 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Crow of the Nights Watch's national animal is the Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Crow of the Nights Watch is ranked 195,870^th in the world and 2^nd in What on earth is this5 for Most Primitive, scoring -80 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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