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The Nomadic Peoples of Critters

“50 Issues, 1985-1990”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: Old School Furry

Regional Influence: Dealmaker


The Nomadic Peoples of Critters is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.248 billion Critters are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 80.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Crittersian economy, worth 321 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 98,876 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, the government is allowing greater autonomy for some regions in the hopes of quelling growing secessionist movements, and glamping Critters won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Critters's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Critters is ranked 4,045th in the world and 6th in Old School Furry for Least Corrupt Governments, with 95.48 percentage of bribes refused.

Least Corrupt Governments: 4,045thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,559thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,881stLargest Welfare Programs: 6,687thNicest Citizens: 7,682ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,801stMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,150thMost Cultured: 9,555thMost Pacifist: 10,213thMost Income Equality: 10,236thHealthiest Citizens: 10,285thHighest Food Quality: 10,399thMost Inclusive: 10,466thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,539thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,213thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,048thSmartest Citizens: 12,441stTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 12,987thSafest: 13,245thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,334thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,754thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,823rdHighest Poor Incomes: 14,490thBest Weather: 14,512thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,844thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,136thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,258thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,393rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,414thLargest Governments: 19,605thLowest Crime Rates: 21,306thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,259th
Most Cultured: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the region

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