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The Kiyo Stat Hoarder of Criboutit is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Aidan Kennedy with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, soft-spoken computers, and public floggings. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.283 billion British are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leocester. The average income tax rate is 81.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth 824 trillion Sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 192,581 Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, no one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore, and government leaders testify at international tribunals on why the sun went out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Criboutit's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Criboutit is ranked 18,867^th in the world and 10^th in Sancturia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,461.05 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.