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The State of Crawford Bedford

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The State of Crawford Bedford is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 26.506 billion Crawford Bedfordians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The thriving Crawford Bedfordian economy, worth a remarkable 1,077 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is 40,647 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 276,353 per year while the poor average 2,184, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Crawford Bedford successfully hosted the Kuala Lumpur Olympics, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and the Governor has just been declared ruler of Crawford Bedford in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Crawford Bedford's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crawford Bedford is ranked 73,145^th in the world and 3^rd in Kuala Lumpur for Most Primitive, scoring 35.36 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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