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The Federation of Crastu

“All hail the goat”

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The Federation of Crastu is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and public floggings. The compassionate population of 281 million Crastuans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Crastuan economy, worth 13.5 trillion caprinoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,193 caprinoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, political spontaneity takes a lot of planning, and businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Crastu's national animal is the goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crastu is ranked 27,826^th in the world and 42^nd in Chicken overlords for Most Cultured, scoring 81 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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