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The Business Man and Professor of Cooper Hefner

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Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: Playboy

Regional Influence: Contender


The Business Man and Professor of Cooper Hefner is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its public floggings, lack of airports, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.016 billion Cooper Hefnerians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 47.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Cooper Hefnerian economy, worth 63.8 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 62,819 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's school children are fluent in Klingon but lack basic mathematical skills, pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches, groups of three or more trees are cut down in the name of 'child safety', and marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cooper Hefner's national animal is the Bunny, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cooper Hefner is ranked 148,148th in the world and 4th in Playboy for Largest Populations, with 1.02 billion Capita.

Most Primitive: 9,588thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,873rdLargest Retail Industry: 11,466thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 13,125thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22,594th

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