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The Republic of Coolibeer

“To dare it is to do”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: Lazarus

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Republic of Coolibeer is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its aversion to nipples, frequent executions, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 9.983 billion Coolibeerians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 3.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Coolibeerian economy, worth a remarkable 3,416 trillion dolars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 342,261 dolars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Incidents involving lethal string attacks have gone way up, Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament, a video of Leader wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, and anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. Crime is totally unknown. Coolibeer's national animal is the hiena, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Coolibeer is ranked 237,054th in the world and 7,771st in Lazarus for Fattest Citizens, with 2.54 Obesity Rate.

Rudest Citizens: 347thLargest Retail Industry: 365thMost Secular: 392ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 480thMost Efficient Economies: 698thMost Cultured: 1,326thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,339thHighest Average Incomes: 1,382ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,690thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,727thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,739thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,827thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,924thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,953rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,993rdSmartest Citizens: 2,052ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,176thMost Developed: 2,192ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,368thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,488thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,500thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,696thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,848thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,126thBest Weather: 3,266thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,317thLargest Governments: 3,784thMost Inclusive: 3,807thHealthiest Citizens: 3,836thHighest Economic Output: 3,968thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,565thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,544thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,096thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,310thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,697thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,181stMost Advanced Public Education: 11,736thTop
Largest Black Market: 12,434thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,279thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,228thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,404thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20,277thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 22,604thLowest Crime Rates: 23,148th
Rudest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 13th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Secular: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 56th in the regionMost Cultured: 57th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 72nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 74th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 76th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 77th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 78th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 81st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 83rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 85th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 85th in the regionMost Developed: 102nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 104th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 104th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 105th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 113th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 114th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 138th in the regionMost Inclusive: 139th in the regionBest Weather: 141st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 141st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 150th in the regionLargest Governments: 172nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 179th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 183rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 193rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 298th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 302nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 357th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 379th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 459th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 487th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 601st in the regionLargest Black Market: 622nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 625th in the regionMost Influential: 696th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 737th in the regionMost Stationary: 741st in the region

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