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The Founder of Conservative Isolation

“Not your daddy's Agrigentum.”

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The Founder of Conservative Isolation is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by MrFounder with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 29.712 billion Conservative Isolationians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Agrigentio. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Conservative Isolationian economy, worth a remarkable 3,574 trillion Sulphurs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 120,300 Sulphurs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 805,615 per year while the poor average 6,763, a ratio of 119 to 1.

Re-education centers are being added to most prisons, councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, and voting is voluntary. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Conservative Isolation's national animal is the Goat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Conservative Isolation is ranked 290,438^th in the world and 1^st in Grand Puppet Storage Region for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -13.42 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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