Spotlight on:
The United States of Conservative America 1776 |
“Stand with Israel”
Category: Moralistic Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Location: United States of America |
Regional Influence: Squire |
The United States of Conservative America 1776 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Donald Trump with an even hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 15.866 billion Americans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The minute, moralistic government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Conservative America 1776ian economy, worth a remarkable 3,918 trillion USDS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 246,994 USDS, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 848,832 per year while the poor average 52,703, a ratio of 16.1 to 1.
Fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit, nerds everywhere are rejoicing as they are reunited with their computers, the new Eagle Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls, and the new electoral law has been nicknamed 'Jim Eagle'. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Conservative America 1776's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.
Conservative America 1776 is ranked 291,380th in the world and 698th in United States of America for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.16 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Conservative America 1776, the new electoral law has been nicknamed 'Jim Eagle'.
- : Following new legislation in Conservative America 1776, the new Eagle Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls.
- : Following new legislation in Conservative America 1776, nerds everywhere are rejoicing as they are reunited with their computers.
- : Following new legislation in Conservative America 1776, fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit.
- : Following new legislation in Conservative America 1776, political spontaneity takes a lot of planning.
- : Following new legislation in Conservative America 1776, fashion stores are exploding in sales as clothing is reintroduced to the country.
- : Following new legislation in Conservative America 1776, censors protect the public from lewd images of Bigtopians in duffel coats.
- : Following new legislation in Conservative America 1776, children playing with walkie-talkies are told to 'get a job'.
- : Conservative America 1776 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
- : Following new legislation in Conservative America 1776, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.