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The It's a Starter of Conquering Grookey is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its avant-garde cinema, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 9.825 billion Conquering Grookeyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 46.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Conquering Grookeyian economy, worth 494 trillion Pokedollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 50,334 Pokedollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", Conquering Grookeyians incessantly needle their doctors for relief, edutainment video games are taking Conquering Grookey's students to the next level, and endangered species are effective hostages against the Conquering Grookeyian military. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Conquering Grookey's national animal is the Pokemon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Conquering Grookey is ranked 58,126^th in the world and 6^th in Galar for Most Cultured, scoring 70 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.