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The Disputed Territories of Confused No Name

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The Disputed Territories of Confused No Name is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by No Name with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.487 billion Nothings are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Healthcare, although Administration, Education, and Defense are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of No Name. The average income tax rate is 56.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Nothing economy, worth 942 trillion No Names a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,100 No Names, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, the possibility of gain causes universal pain, the best-of-the-best athletes have been replaced by the best-of-the-mediocre, and the sanitised and dull music festivals of Confused No Name are famed for their reasonable volume levels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Confused No Name's national animal is the No Name, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is No Name.

Confused No Name is ranked 209,000^th in the world and 431^st in A Taco Paradise for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -4.47 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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