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The Theocracy of Completely random nation is a mid-sized, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and feral children. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 50 million Randians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.0%.

The strong Randish economy, worth 2.40 trillion rubles a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 48,010 rubles, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 193,342 per year while the poor average 7,971, a ratio of 24.3 to 1.

Owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, a popular Randish saying is 'wishing upon a fallen jet engine', army regiments supporting different football teams are a frequent cause of friendly fire incidents, and sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days. Crime is a problem. Completely random nation's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Completely random nation is ranked 256,674^th in the world and 10^th in Koala worshers for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.