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The Fiefdom of Cofefe is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.331 billion Cofefeans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Covfefe. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The powerhouse Cofefean economy, worth 565 trillion Road Apples a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 77,154 Road Apples, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

It's best not to ask what goes into Covfefe Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices, Bed Bugs are considered a delicacy, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, and the government has adopted a more thrifty attitude to administrating the country's needs. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Cofefe's national animal is the Bed Bug, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cofefe is ranked 155,011^th in the world and 10^th in The Embassy 1 for Highest Poor Incomes, with 23,543.12 Standard Monetary Units.