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The Dominion of Clubbing Baby Seals

“Untz Untz Untz”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: Psychotic Dictatorships

Regional Influence: Squire


The Dominion of Clubbing Baby Seals is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 659 million Baby Seals are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Clubbin economy, worth 25.2 trillion clubs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 38,241 clubs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Motorway service stations often have a higher population than the hinterland villages that the roads lead to, Baby Seals believe the only thing that will make you happy is being unhappy with who you are, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, and businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Clubbing Baby Seals's national animal is the salmon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Clubbing Baby Seals is ranked 171,833rd in the world and 94th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Highest Economic Output, with 25.2 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 7,047thMost Authoritarian: 10,511thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 22,968th
Highest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 10th in the region

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