Spotlight on:
The Disputed Territories of Clinton Family Trust |
“Don’t get in our way”
Category: Corporate Police State | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Location: Balder |
Regional Influence: Sprat |
The Disputed Territories of Clinton Family Trust is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Handler with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.597 billion Clinton Family Trustians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Little Rock. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Clinton Family Trustian economy, worth 467 trillion Adrenoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 130,108 Adrenoes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 646,354 per year while the poor average 14,816, a ratio of 43.6 to 1.
A handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation, eminent domain has been abolished, there are no minimum wage laws, and citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Clinton Family Trust's national animal is the Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Clinton Family Trust is ranked 140,470th in the world and 6,637th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.79 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Clinton Family Trust was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and the Top 10% for Highest Unexpected Death Rate and Most Cultured.
- : Following new legislation in Clinton Family Trust, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
- : Following new legislation in Clinton Family Trust, there are no minimum wage laws.
- : Following new legislation in Clinton Family Trust, eminent domain has been abolished.
- : Following new legislation in Clinton Family Trust, a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation.
- : Following new legislation in Clinton Family Trust, a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills.
- : Clinton Family Trust was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic, Most Valuable International Artwork, and Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Clinton Family Trust, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal.
- : Following new legislation in Clinton Family Trust, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
- : Following new legislation in Clinton Family Trust, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.