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The Colony of Classic Melanocytes

“Liberty or death”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Location: Eastern Roman Empire

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Colony of Classic Melanocytes is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Christopher the Great King of the Greeks with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 13.109 billion Greeks enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, corrupt, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. The average income tax rate is 24.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Classic Melanocytesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,598 trillion Drachmas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 198,204 Drachmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market, Christopher the Great King of the Greeks's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau', and Christopher the Great King of the Greeks has killer fashion sense. Crime is relatively low. Classic Melanocytes's national animal is the Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Greek Orthodoxy.

Classic Melanocytes is ranked 159,799th in the world and 28th in Eastern Roman Empire for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 472.96 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Rudest Citizens: 1,022ndMost Armed: 2,892ndTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,149thLargest Retail Industry: 4,027thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,705thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,797thFattest Citizens: 7,276thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,327thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,153rdHighest Economic Output: 8,917thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,154thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,400thMost Cultured: 10,612thHighest Average Incomes: 10,650thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,848thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,569thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,230thMost Inclusive: 13,118thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,437thSmartest Citizens: 13,510thHighest Food Quality: 13,933rdTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 15,087thMost Efficient Economies: 15,372ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,739thLargest Black Market: 17,515thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,876thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,961stLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,085thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,877thMost Secular: 22,449thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,506thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,605thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,204thMost Patriotic: 25,096thMost Politically Free: 26,064thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26,336thLargest Governments: 26,398th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the region

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