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The Custody Enforcers of Child Protection Services

“Should've considered birth control”

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The Custody Enforcers of Child Protection Services is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 7.961 billion Deadbeat Dads love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Child Protection Servicesian economy, worth 184 trillion dunkaroos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 23,132 dunkaroos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and military spending recently hit a new high. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Child Protection Services's national animal is the orphan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Child Protection Services is ranked 77,037^th in the world and 398^th in Artificial Solar System for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.98 law-abiding acts per hour.

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