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The Vault 111 of CHERN0BYL 2

“revolutionising safety for an uncertain future”

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The Vault 111 of CHERN0BYL 2 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ornithorhynchus anatinus III with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, compulsory military service, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.628 billion Nuclearians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Chernobyl. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Nuclearian economy, worth 705 trillion Radiations a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 152,416 Radiations, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, belief that Ornithorhynchus anatinus III is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high, and the daily weather forecast often predicts light showers of debris. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CHERN0BYL 2's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The 72 Voices.

CHERN0BYL 2 is ranked 54,240^th in the world and 1,608^th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 572.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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