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The Scorched Earth of CHERN0BYL 2

“Nuclear Reactor go Boom Boom”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Scorched Earth of CHERN0BYL 2 is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Name Unknown with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 886 million Irradiated are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Administration, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Underground Chernobyl. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.3%.

The powerhouse Irradiated economy, worth 108 trillion Radiations a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 122,412 Radiations, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, and the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CHERN0BYL 2's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

CHERN0BYL 2 is ranked 25,336th in the world and 1,073rd in The North Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 6,284.8 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,425thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,138thMost Influential: 4,664thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,760thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,021stMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,779thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 17,247thMost Secular: 19,181stMost Cultured: 19,933rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,508thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,971stHighest Food Quality: 21,302ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,439thMost Beautiful Environments: 23,163rdMost Corrupt Governments: 24,260thHighest Average Incomes: 25,150thLargest Retail Industry: 25,336thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26,004thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26,313thLargest Agricultural Sector: 26,851st
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 197th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 294th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 484th in the regionLargest Black Market: 575th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 645th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 659th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 711th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 779th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 836th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 878th in the regionMost Secular: 879th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 891st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 894th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 919th in the regionMost Cultured: 976th in the regionMost Influential: 992nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,019th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,057th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1,073rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,075th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1,127th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1,154th in the regionMost Patriotic: 1,167th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,194th in the region

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